January 2012
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December 2011
2 posts
November 2011
7 posts
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I’m 5 minutes and thirty seconds into ‘Van Helsing’…What the fuck is this shit?
My boyfriend was playing Arkham City while we were...
BF: Damnit!!!!
Me: What?! What happened?
BF: Batman won't jump!
Sometimes...
Sometimes I wish my time in Chicago never happened. That way, I wouldn’t miss it so goddamn much.
I miss you guys, you know who you are. =]
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Go to www.google.com on your comp and type: do a...
fuckyeahgooglesearch:
you’re welcome
i did this and nothing happened….thanks for the waste of time.
October 2011
12 posts
REBLOG IF: You hold your breath when you see a... →
the-absolute-best-gifs:
I do it for 3 reasons..
1. It stinks
2. Its not healthy
3. To make them feel bad
Click to follow this blog, you will be so glad you did!
UPDATE: It doesn’t make us feel bad, it makes you look like an idiot. Feel free to keep doing it. We get a good laugh out of it.
Sincerely,
Smokers
My favorite Disney Villain is Ursula from The... →
ugh...
you know it’s bad when you’re looking at apartments online and going, “OH, HELL NO!!!”
Reblog if you were born in the 90's & you still... →
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So my father just asked me to move back and open a...
rhymeswithnash:
and I said…..
YES.
WIN.
Rhymeswithnash Cafe….it has a ring to it! =]
Fuck, I'm getting old...
Maybe not THAT old. My sister went to Gamestop today and then she said, “Remember when we used to exchange games for our Sega Genesis at FuncoLand?” Dear God, I almost had a heart attack.
The other day I found out it had been 15 years since N64 came out. I still miss Mario Kart.
I’m only 22. I know that’s not old. But the things that come flowing back to you from 10-15...
September 2011
8 posts
Three of the Saddest Moments in My Childhood:
10knotes:
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Someone should give his balls an award...
Girlfriend: Honey, (points at a girl on a magazine) do you think she's pretty?
Boyfriend: Not as pretty as you.
Girlfriend: Awwww! Really?
Boyfriend: (laughing) Are you fucking kidding? She is smoking hot!
Dear Tumblrs...
Don’t get into a relationship. It’s not worth it.
2 tags
August 2011
13 posts
My Boyfriend said this...Or should I say future...
My Boyfriend: Can you believe next month will be our three year anniversary?
Me: Yep.
BF: You sound excited....
Me: It's just odd. I thought my first long term relationship would be when I got WAY older.
BF: You're not that young.
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finally talking to Shannon after WAAAAY too long...
Oh how I miss my Nashi! <3
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Death to La Amada Hotel
samreich:
beargriffin:
My brother, who is getting married to his fiance, Craig, next year just found out the following: “Dear Sam, Thank you for your interests for La Amada Hotel. Being a family friendly resort, we unfortunately cannot support or perform a gay wedding. I understand you want to have a small intimate ceremony, but we cannot proceed.”
BOOO!!!!
This is outrageous. It’s 2011,...
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So help me out here people...
I was into this guy i go to school with and he is (was?) into me too….but suddenly, over the past few days, he’s been kind of a dick.
I put him in his place yesterday by telling him off but he just seems to not care.
WTF, tumblrs???
July 2011
3 posts
OH TUMBLR
I have 4 weeks until graduation!
Next, I gotta get money so I can move to LA and there are NO jobs here.
Any suggestions?
(P.S. - Prostitution is out of the question….for now.)